I was originally going to open with something snarky about how bad I expect the Jets vs Patriots TNF game to be tonight but I don't think there's any possible way it could be worse than what we saw last week on TNF.
But now's not the time to start getting shy about predictions. The Jayden Daniels-less Commanders and the Tua-full Dolphins play the Sunday morning game -- folks, this one has potential to crack my personal top 5 worst football games of all time. I can't wait. We need them to break out the Toy Story or Nickelodeon gimmicks for this game.
On the plus side, the quality of games almost has to improve over last wee-- oh no, I just saw that MNF is the Cowboys and Raiders which gives us another shot at cracking the top 5. The Cowboys also have a chance to make very funny history against the Raiders. I noticed this on Monday when the Packers were putting up their stinker.
In case any one missed this comment, A.J. Brown literally advised managers to "get rid" of him. He was not clear on whether that meant trading to some unsuspecting manager or simply dropping him to waivers. To respect his wished I will be sending out trades with him included so be on the lookout.
Alright let's get into the only matchups anyone actually cares about this week.
| Team | Wk 1 | Wk 2 | Wk 3 | Wk 4 | Wk 5 | Wk 6 | Wk 7 | Wk 8 | Wk 9 | Wk 10 | Wins |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Tucson |
192.25 |
172.20 |
145.30 |
196.35 |
169.80 |
167.90 |
216.20 |
180.75 |
194.95 |
205.55 |
6 |
Cedar Rapids |
162.50 |
155.95 |
205.60 |
142.85 |
186.40 |
156.80 |
206.35 |
214.75 |
197.70 |
186.75 |
4 |
| Team | Wk 1 | Wk 2 | Wk 3 | Wk 4 | Wk 5 | Wk 6 | Wk 7 | Wk 8 | Wk 9 | Wk 10 | Wins |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Boston |
194.30 |
162.95 |
201.60 |
190.65 |
168.20 |
193.50 |
175.95 |
213.85 |
192.60 |
194.90 |
8 |
Vegas |
159.80 |
235.15 |
116.20 |
125.90 |
158.10 |
164.20 |
223.15 |
189.40 |
162.10 |
134.95 |
2 |
| Team | Wk 1 | Wk 2 | Wk 3 | Wk 4 | Wk 5 | Wk 6 | Wk 7 | Wk 8 | Wk 9 | Wk 10 | Wins |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Philadelphia |
173.10 |
153.10 |
200.15 |
201.40 |
222.10 |
175.40 |
165.10 |
110.75 |
217.25 |
199.50 |
7 |
Brooklyn |
118.90 |
126.90 |
187.40 |
159.85 |
242.30 |
183.75 |
151.50 |
113.80 |
176.85 |
182.30 |
3 |
| Team | Wk 1 | Wk 2 | Wk 3 | Wk 4 | Wk 5 | Wk 6 | Wk 7 | Wk 8 | Wk 9 | Wk 10 | Wins |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Milwaukee |
176.45 |
161.60 |
174.80 |
140.05 |
193.70 |
153.30 |
198.75 |
222.45 |
192.55 |
172.10 |
5 |
Cleveland |
132.20 |
238.60 |
176.80 |
248.65 |
175.60 |
158.35 |
149.45 |
180.15 |
167.80 |
173.85 |
5 |
| Team | Wk 1 | Wk 2 | Wk 3 | Wk 4 | Wk 5 | Wk 6 | Wk 7 | Wk 8 | Wk 9 | Wk 10 | Wins |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Los Angeles |
213.10 |
203.85 |
158.05 |
196.35 |
192.40 |
185.85 |
241.15 |
177.60 |
188.25 |
173.15 |
9 |
Miami |
157.40 |
171.10 |
169.10 |
186.95 |
176.75 |
152.40 |
156.95 |
142.45 |
170.85 |
157.90 |
1 |
| Team | Wk 1 | Wk 2 | Wk 3 | Wk 4 | Wk 5 | Wk 6 | Wk 7 | Wk 8 | Wk 9 | Wk 10 | Wins |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Northern Arizona |
201.10 |
158.65 |
155.70 |
173.15 |
199.80 |
218.65 |
202.15 |
169.05 |
184.60 |
123.20 |
7 |
Chicago |
150.15 |
142.10 |
172.00 |
201.35 |
195.20 |
180.35 |
134.90 |
159.10 |
159.70 |
188.90 |
3 |